May 6

noun: a belief you feel bad about, but treat as fact anyway.

usage: Ok son, don’t assume these large black men walking towards us in the alley are going to rob us, that is just a stereotype. But if they look towards us, you are on your own, because I’m effing sprinting out of here.

May 5

noun: A substance found in my body in large quantities prior to dancing, also prior to vomiting.

usage: Let me take one last shot of alcohol and then prepare to be amazed at my dancing skills. They must be laughing because I’m so awesome.

May 4

noun: An unexplainable force that causes roads to become deadlocked. Often seen near fender benders that have moved completely off the road, and semi-trucks.

usage: Man that traffic was horrible, thank God it is clearing up, I wonder what caused it? Oh well, let me slow down and look at these people on the side of the road.

May 2
Definition: Email
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noun: The best excuse for failing on work obligations

usage: What?? We had a meeting today and I was supposed to present?  Did you invite me through email? Oh, yep that must have been it, my email has been screwing up all week.  I tried to send you a document yesterday, did you get it?  Yeah, see, our email server sucks.

May 1
Definition: Empire
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noun: A style/waist of dress that looks horrible on absolutely everyone.  Often goes with pointy witch shoes.

usage: Hey Greg, look at this Empire-waisted dress I just bought.  For some reason, me and all of my female friends love it, what do you think? Hey Greg, why are you crying?  Please don’t leave, I’ll wear something else.

Apr 30

noun: the other guy’s belief

usage: Those Hindu’s have weird superstitions about cows and being vegetarian. I just don’t eat meat on Friday’s because the Pope says so.

Apr 29
Definition: Torture
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verb: according to the U.S. Govt, something that should go unpunished when you do it, and is less effective if its means are revealed

usage: I can’t believe we released memo’s of how we torture, now inflicting intense pain apparently won’t hurt anymore. When the Japanese did it to us, they deserved to die (so we killed them), but we do it for the right reasons so it is all good.

Apr 28
Definition: Blog
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noun: a place to write things you think are profoundly important that no one else cares about

usage: I’ve started writing a new sarcastic word definition on my blog almost every day. They are hilarious. (cricket noise)

Apr 27

noun: a secret collaboration between educational institutions and corporations to produce free labor

usage: Yesterday I started the internship my professor recommended. It doesn’t pay anything, and the hours are super long, but it will give me great experience at kissing ass, getting abused, and making coffee.

Apr 26
Definition: Chair
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noun: a thing that ‘has four legs for a reason’ according to my granddad.

usage: Stop leaning back in that chair before you poke your eye out!

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