Definition: Internship

noun: a secret collaboration between educational institutions and corporations to produce free labor

usage: Yesterday I started the internship my professor recommended. It doesn’t pay anything, and the hours are super long, but it will give me great experience at kissing ass, getting abused, and making coffee.

 

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  1. vanweezy Says:

    Accounting firms have their own definition, which goes something like this..
    noun: a device used by corporations (which usually includes high base pay, overtime pay, a signing bonus, happy hours & other social events) intended to lure young, naive college students into a future full-time job with no overtime pay, long hours, and no time for social events.
    usage: My internship last semester with Deloitte was awesome! I can’t wait to start working there!

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